Managing Grey Matter

In order to be a good Dirty Shirt there are four elements to the Dirty Shirt state of mind:

• Design

• Build

• Fix

• Maintain

All projects and activities we talk about involve at least one of these four topics. If you’re not diy african american femalesure about exactly what they mean don’t sweat it, we’ve got your back. There was a time when we didn’t understand their significance either. We’ve learned and we'll share.

Just like paying taxes is an unalterable truth, so it goes with Design, Build, Fix and Maintain.

No one performs all four elements like a rock star. One might be proficient at each, but there’s usually one of the four that just doesn’t compute. Odds are that’s true for you too.

Hey, if you’re good at all four elements consider yourself King of the Universe.  Quit your day-job, your skill-sets are needed in the world.

Design, Build, Fix, and Maintain each have their own navigation buttons above.  Check ‘em out and start thinking about your projects from the perspectives we’ve offered.

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We Like Wood

We think about fixing and maintaining our stuff... a lot.

diy blog maleConsider this an open invitation to visit our blog and see what’s on our minds.  After all, being a Dirty Shirt guy or girl is really just a state-of-mind.  Bonus feature:  you get to talk back.

One thing is for sure, we have to work with what we have.  The vast majority of us isn’t pulling down a six-figure salary and just buying-new whenever the older stuff breaks or doesn’t look quite the way we would want it to.

We want to be good stewards of our belongings and that includes our money and possessions. Dirty Illustration: Have you taken a careful look at cable-television lately?

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It’s more like cable commercials and we pay for the privilege to watch it. 900 channels and nothing’s on. Do you see a problem with that? We do. You can’t maintain and manage your stuff sitting in front of the flat screen.

So, you have two choices, Neo: If you take the blue pill you will leave this site and go on about your lives believing and doing whatever it is you want to believe and do. If you take the red pill we’ll show you what it will take and how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Learn a new skill or two; the TV commercials will still be there when you’re done.

Wood

We’re like tree-huggers with ulterior motives.  While we’re busy hugging and admiring our trees, you know how people do; giving them a big squeeze around that big old trunk and complimenting them on how pretty they are, we’re thinking:   Hmm, how could I slice you up and turn you into a table you big hunk of bark moss?  It’s still love, but it’s for a different reason. 

If you'd like to learn more about our thoughts on wood keep reading. If you'd like to jump straight to the wood projects list we'll understand.

I’m A Tree Predator, Cool

We know. It’s not very PC, but God didn’t create green tree hugger woodpower saws to cut Jello-salad did He? Nope. Saws are for cutting wood and trees are made of wood. For every predator there is prey. Sorry tree, we’re hungry like the wolf.

But this predator/prey relationship is different than most.  First, there’s a lot less running involved.  You can walk right up to a tree and it won’t budge.  True, the tree could drop a coconut on your head but we think that’s more of a wrong place, wrong time thing than a defensive move on the part of the tree.  Mostly, you’ll win here.

While you’re busy thinking to yourself that you’re not that way, you’re not a tree-killer, you’re not even a tree threatener, you’re green, and how can people think like this?  Keep reading.

I Only Use Mechanical Pencils

Unless you’ve migrated underground and haven’t emerged from your hole, the odds are that you’re a tree-killer too. Ever used a pencil before? Thought so. Ever used a toothpick? Check. In fact we can’t think of a single person who doesn’t interact with wood of some description, on a daily basis.  

They Found Him Where?

Now, now, no mincing words. Just because you didn’t actually cut the tree down doesn’t mean you’re not a participant to tree murder. Saddam said he was innocent too when they found him in his little hidey-hole.   

I’m Busted

owl and wine dinnerMaybe it’s time to just embrace the horror and admit it; you’re an accessory to rain forest destruction, the loss of old-growth forests, and not the least of which is the destruction of endangered spotted-owl habitat.

Well, we think spotted owls taste a lot like chicken when served with grilled veggies and a bottle of Spatlese. 

Hate the game…not the player, Player.

Okay, I’m Good Now

In the end, wood is a pretty useful.  You can make chop sticks, splints, spears, booby-traps, buttons, zip-guns, dentures, dreidels, and a few other things with it. Wood rhymes with good for a reason, it's not a coincidence.

Take a look at the Dirty Shirt wood projects list to get some ideas on how we use wood, dead or alive, and how you might be able to do the same.  Also, you might want to take a look at the Workshop Tools page to get an idea of the instruments used by the serial tree killer.  We believe that anything worth doing is worth doing right. 

 

Chop Your Own Wood and It Will Warm You Twice